I love those unexpected things like when a phone call from an old friend turns into a two hour conversation that made you worry a little less about your preoccupations, and smile a little more about how fucking awesome life and the people in it can be.

Health and hygiene before modern times

EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?